My Life (as considered by aliens):
size (if not threatened): 1863mm
average weight on a sunday: 76000g
discovered in 1976
territories: hamburg/kiel/doylestown/wedel
food: organic, homemade, no artificial flavours any more
activities: sleeping, smiling, walk along the river, talking non-sense, gym, the-developer, talking serious
needs: a good book, music, coffee-of-the-day, another good book, art, thrill-my-senses
status: very happy these days :-)
commercial likes: starbucks, bodyshop, gap boxershorts/shirts/socks
having fun: erhardt, loriot, monty python, pelzig
additional information: read Microserfs (by D. Coupland)

My Life (considered as a magazine)
All pages in Color, Lots of Advertising, Garfield & Dilbert comics, No Crosswords, Approx. 106 pages
- Recipe of the Week
- How To Be Good
- Ask Dr. Bob
- Send a mail to the editor
- Concert Reviews

My Life (cosidered as a product)
You now experience the best version of CK_76 ever seen. Years of experience and secret experiments have created a super-powerered CK_76, new features include: talks without thinking, less accidents, much more fun, brightens your teeth in a minute. New colors available! Ask for a free demo. Definetely Not As Seen On TV.

My Life (to be continued...)